Why do hippies wear patchouli? So blind people can hate them, too.
What did watson say when he got constipation? No shit sherlock.
My wife and I just had a daughter and named her JuneJulyAugust. We call her Summer for short.
What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian? Dam... I got to get in shape!
My son just told me he's changing his clock to military time so he can stay up later. He is not a smart boy.