What's his name? A man walks into a bedroom and sees a hot, naked woman lying face-down on the bed. Q: What's his name? A: Willie Turner Q: What's *her* name? A: Betty Will
In the game of poker, you have to play the hand you're dealt. Unless it's a literal hand. Then it's a redeal.
If the creator of facebooks likes getting hurt... Is he a zucker for pain?
Why aren't digital images of Bob Marley scalable? Because they're all rasta graphics.
What's the difference between a Ford and a tampon? The tampon comes with a tow rope.