I hate corporate lingo. Stuff like ""core competency"" or ""design out the problem"" or ""I'm gonna need you to go ahead and do some work today""
Whats the difference between an elephant and a grape? They are both purple, except for the elephant.
Why don't Mexicans have BBQ s? Because beans always fall through the grill.
I think it's important for women to know there are men who stand at urinals and pee with their hands on their hips like they're Superman.
Why couldn't the dinosaur cross the road? There were no roads!
