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Why didn't anyone hear Helen Keller fall off a cliff? She had mittens on. Is this the real life? Are you a manatee? Let's beat up french fries I should lay off the LSD Q: What kind of bees make milk? A:
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Establish your dominance with the drive-thru attendant by saying, ""That completes my order"" before they ask. Sorry I moaned seductively while eating a Gogurt at your bible study group. You know what
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How do you organise a space party? You planet! After a failed college project to fight hunger, Clark decided to focus on fighting crime and thereby dropping a p from Supperman. iPhone chargers are like
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Missing a period is probably a Grammar Nazi's worst nightmare. What sound does a pinewood derby car make when you rev it? Wooooooden Woooooooden Woooooden! *puts sunglasses on a watermelon* *punches
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Did I ever tell you about the worst blowjob I ever got? It was awesome! What do you say to a masochistic necrophiliac going through a beastiality phase? Stop beating a dead horse! 69ER'S GET SACKED Q:
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What is the hottest part of a man's face? His sideburns. Your Mama is so fat... that while on her period she sat in the nile and Pharaoh called her ""Moses!"" Parrot gets around An atheist, a crossfitter,
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A pedophile, a rapist, and a priest walk into a bar. He orders a drink. Waiter, there's an I in my team What did the body-building priest say after he was caught eating all the communion? I was putting
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#BadTimeTravelAdvice Plague, shmlague. 13th century Europe is where it's at! What do you get for breaking news? Newscasts Q. How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden? A. They were
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What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box? Body centered cubic Who are the fastest readers in the world? 9/11 jumpers they went 79 stories in 10 seconds. Smoking is actually a good thing
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A beggar asked me if I had any pennies and so i unzipped myself and showed him my dick I bet if supermodels got to pick a superpower some of them would choose 'solar' because some of them aren't that bright
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Yogi Berra has officially gone home. But he should have gone to 1st for the force out. Rip yogi Berra. *gains winter weight for ""insulation"" *is now fat and cold What if Toyota's problems with sticky
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There is a woman on this plane going on vacation with a cat in a carrier. Because cats love surprises, travel, and unfamiliar surroundings. Google in the 80s ""I'm sorry, did you mean to search for *Deaf
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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says ""why the long face?"" The horse says ""oh...well my leg is really messed up, so tomorrow they are gunna shoot me in the fuckin head"" What do you call a German
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Roses are red, Violets are Blue .. Nothing poetic, they are just facts. Playing hide and seek in my office building because they can't fire you if they can't find you. Shut up, you'll never be the man
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The element of surprise is the best element on the periodic table Because you don't even know it's there. It's an old true fact that girls like bad boys so don't text them back real fast and when you do
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I bought my kids electric toothbrushes because it was taking too long to splatter toothpaste all over the bathroom w/the regular toothbrush. Whenever I'm naked in the bathroom, the shower gets turned on.
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What's worst than fingering your sister? Finding your dad's wedding ring inside. Jersey Shore was doomed the moment they named it after Pauly Shore. I introduced my friend to my first wife. She said she
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""HOW"" - dyslexic owl Why did the gay guy fail his test? He couldn't think straight. Harry Potter wakes up in hospital. ""Welcome back. You've been in a coma for 8 years"" says the doctor. ""What happened?""
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Hey, man. Can I get a cold one? ""Sorry sir, the morgue is closed after 6."" SOUND GUY: [taps microphone] this is a test, testing, testing...1, 2, 3.. MICROPHONE: [sweatig profusley] OH GOD, UH. FOUR?!!
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What's the difference between a chicken and a pussy? A chicken is easier to eat if you bone it first. Nice being home from work so I can finally continue sitting only now it's in a slightly more comfortable
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