A beggar asked me if I had any pennies and so i unzipped myself and showed him my dick
I bet if supermodels got to pick a superpower some of them would choose 'solar' because some of them aren't that bright
Intelligence is the new cleavage
*makes eye contact with beautiful woman across fancy restaurant* Waiter, send that woman a glass of your finest Sprite.
Black children never know the joy of finding their name in a personalized keychain display.