A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says ""why the long face?"" The horse says ""oh...well my leg is really messed up, so tomorrow they are gunna shoot me in the fuckin head""
What do you call a German who cringes a lot? Vince
Shampoo is much more marketable than it's original name, Shamshit.
I like my coffee like I like my women Ground up and in the fridge.
What's long and hard, except for Asians? Math class. Credit to troller_awesomeness
