Did I ever tell you about the worst blowjob I ever got? It was awesome!
What do you say to a masochistic necrophiliac going through a beastiality phase? Stop beating a dead horse!
69ER'S GET SACKED Q: Why is 88 better than 69? A: Because you get ate twice.
My son just chewed gum during his entire bath. I eagerly await a cease-and-desist order from Burt Reynolds's attorney.
What made Tesla successful ? Its musk