Hey, man. Can I get a cold one? ""Sorry sir, the morgue is closed after 6.""
SOUND GUY: [taps microphone] this is a test, testing, testing...1, 2, 3.. MICROPHONE: [sweatig profusley] OH GOD, UH. FOUR?!! FOUR, IS IT FOUR
I suggest we all go to Russia for Christmas.. They'll have fried Turkey
Tomorrow is a day of fasting and abstinence for many denominations. So I guess that means no meat of ANY kind.
Ok, so lets share our Christmas cracker jokes. Mine was awful. A bottle of lemonade fell on a barmans head. Why wasn't he hurt? It was a soft drink.