There is a woman on this plane going on vacation with a cat in a carrier. Because cats love surprises, travel, and unfamiliar surroundings.
Google in the 80s ""I'm sorry, did you mean to search for *Deaf Leopard*?""
There wasn't any toilet paper, so I had to use the weekly to wipe my buttocks. Sorry about the shitty news.
If I ever go missing, my dumbass family will pick a photo where I look happy and my hair looks good, and I'll never been seen alive again.
What's the difference between anal sex and oral sex? Oral sex makes your whole day. Anal sex makes your hole weak.
