#BadTimeTravelAdvice Plague, shmlague. 13th century Europe is where it's at!
What do you get for breaking news? Newscasts
Q. How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden? A. They were really put out.
The tragedy of Jack & Jill is they went *up* the hill to get water. You get water from the *bottom* of a hill. Stupidity killed them.
Me: if u take an opinion and subtract 3.14, you're just left with onion. pretty crazy huh Girl at the bar im flirting with: *takes 9 shots*