Establish your dominance with the drive-thru attendant by saying, ""That completes my order"" before they ask.
Sorry I moaned seductively while eating a Gogurt at your bible study group.
You know what doesn't suck? A hooker that just won the lottery
Please spread my ashes over the breakroom at work. That way Sherry from accounting can bitch about cleaning up my messes forever.
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