""HOW"" - dyslexic owl
Why did the gay guy fail his test? He couldn't think straight.
Harry Potter wakes up in hospital. ""Welcome back. You've been in a coma for 8 years"" says the doctor. ""What happened?"" asked Harry ""You ran face first into a wall.""
My friend brags to me all the time about the women he has seen naked We both agreed the internet is awesome.
Q: What's the difference between England and a teabag? A: A teabag could stay in the cup for longer.
