Missing a period is probably a Grammar Nazi's worst nightmare.
What sound does a pinewood derby car make when you rev it? Wooooooden Woooooooden Woooooden!
*puts sunglasses on a watermelon* *punches watermelon* ""WHERE ARE ALL THE DRUGS!"" *slams hands down* ""WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DID THEM ALL?!""
I lit candles & put a trail of rose petals all over the house in confusing patterns so my husband can't find me drinking in the closet.
How many South Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 Brazilian
