What is the hottest part of a man's face? His sideburns.
Your Mama is so fat... that while on her period she sat in the nile and Pharaoh called her ""Moses!""
Parrot gets around
An atheist, a crossfitter, and a vegan are all sitting at a bar... and I only know this because they won't shut the fuck up about it.
Knock Knock Who's there ! Bones ! Bones who ? Bones upon a time... !