What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box? Body centered cubic
Who are the fastest readers in the world? 9/11 jumpers they went 79 stories in 10 seconds.
Smoking is actually a good thing for me Look how often I have to go outside into the fresh air
So my friend asks me... ... How do people get Bill from William? I tell him,""The same way you get dick from Richard.""
I saw a man with a board saying 'Repent for you're sin's, the end of the world is nigh'. I thought 'That's a bad sign'.