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What do you call a wannabe model? A poser! George H.W. Bush, age 90, went skydiving yesterday. I'm 45 & I strained my hamstring getting out of my car. -Hi, do you have books on midget discrimination? -Yeah,
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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything! If you're reading this you're probably addicted to the internet. And by internet, I mean Facebook.
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I recently bought a dog from a Blacksmith... And as soon as I got him into the house he made a bolt for the door. How did Jesus get those sexy messiah abs? He did crossfit. 6-year-old: Spill me some milk.
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What Did The Pirate Say On His 80th Birthday? Ayyyye Matey!!! My neighborhood is having a meeting tonight about the crazy naked lady and I'm the only one not invited. Weird. World
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What does a time traveller do when he's hungry? He goes back four seconds! cannibal clowns Two clowns are eating a dead body. One of the clowns stops and looks to the other and says ""does this taste funny
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8 out of 10 men prefer not to date psychotic women with bad tempers, emotional baggage and daddy issues. To the other two.... Hi, I'm MJ To me, ""drink responsibly"" means don't spill it. ""Oh my god,
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Make day funny (1355c)
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good. My girlfriend starting putting a miniature Sylvester Stallone doll in the middle of the bed a few months ago Things have been a little
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No one wants to hear about anyone else's niece. Did you hear about the testicular cancer survivor who won the lottery? ...when he found out, the guy went nut. So I was having sex with a crazy girl. I was
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Make day funny (2121m)
You know what really makes me smile? Fascial muscles. Wanna meet Santa's little helper? Why are so many African Americans moving to Detroit? Because they hear there are no jobs there. Why do they ask you
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What do you call porn with transgender midgets? Micro trans action. Why does Yoda like sheep? Because dey go baa... What do you call a theft by a stumbling person? A lumberjack. I don't get it. Rock beats
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A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation. At least the joke I just told you is longer then your dick. ... ""What joke?"" ... ""Exactly"".
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Make day funny (2390c)
When a wife is laughing at her husband's jokes, it means they have guests at home. Ive never seen a pregnant Chinese lady. How many Romans does it take to screw in a light bulb? V. My ex still misses me...
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Dear Coworker, If I'm nodding my head & smiling at everything you've said, this means I'm fantasizing about getting banged by David Beckham. How much do pirates pay for corn? A buck an ear! Awkward=when
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Make day funny (6964a)
What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin? ""LINE IT!"" Have you heard the news about corduroy pillows? They're making headlines! I lost my job at the suicide hotline.
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Girl, you're like my iPhone... I just wanna tap you the night away, without any regards of time. What do you call a camel without humps? Humphrey. What do you call a nerd after highschool? Boss Damn girl
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This presentation was so boring I slept through most of it. I guess public speaking just isn't my thing. Wanna See a perfect Relationship? You Wanna See A Perfect Relationship? . . . . . . . . . . . .
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Megan, but with an H? Whatever you say, girls named Hmegan. The only reason kids like Christmas is because they're not the ones buying all the presents. Ingredients for an apocalypse salad Edive, thyme
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3 horrible facts: 1. Today is not Friday... 2. Tomorrow is not Friday... 3. The day after tomorrow is not Friday... What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud. yikes. don't google ""cream pies"", google
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An American and a Muslim are at a bar. Who got there first? The drone. Daniel Day-Lewis is so method that in preparation for the role of Abraham Lincoln in 'Lincoln' he spent ten months on the side of
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How many times do I have to say ""excuse me"" before ""get the f*ck out of my way"" becomes acceptable? What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS? They really scared the Shiite outa me! Lisa has
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