Megan, but with an H? Whatever you say, girls named Hmegan.
The only reason kids like Christmas is because they're not the ones buying all the presents.
Ingredients for an apocalypse salad Edive, thyme
How many Mexicans are needed to change a light bulb? Juan.
Q: Why didn't the pig have to pay for drinks on the cruise? A: It was all-oink-lusive.
