No one wants to hear about anyone else's niece.
Did you hear about the testicular cancer survivor who won the lottery? ...when he found out, the guy went nut.
So I was having sex with a crazy girl. I was fucking insane ...
I just tried out the Samsung Gear-VR with my Note 7. It was mind-blowing.
Q: What does a cat say when he likes something? A: It's purrrfect.