What do you call a wannabe model? A poser!
George H.W. Bush, age 90, went skydiving yesterday. I'm 45 & I strained my hamstring getting out of my car.
-Hi, do you have books on midget discrimination? -Yeah, look on that top shelf in the corner
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A dead poodle with an 18 inch wide asshole.
I eat my gummy bears 2 at a time ..no one should die alone