How many times do I have to say ""excuse me"" before ""get the f*ck out of my way"" becomes acceptable?
What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS? They really scared the Shiite outa me!
Lisa has 750 friends on Facebook. A week later she adds 150 more to her friends list. What does she have? Huge tits.
A healthy man in a room of paraplegic people is outstanding
Who said the first million was the hardest? Was it hitler?