Girl, you're like my iPhone... I just wanna tap you the night away, without any regards of time.
What do you call a camel without humps? Humphrey.
What do you call a nerd after highschool? Boss
Damn girl are you an alarm clock? Because no matter how many times I hit you you won't shut the fuck up
I like my coffee the way I make the women in my life... Dark and bitter.