What does a time traveller do when he's hungry? He goes back four seconds!
cannibal clowns Two clowns are eating a dead body. One of the clowns stops and looks to the other and says ""does this taste funny to you?""
in your head, in your heaaaaaad Harambe, Harambe
Why did the grain call his sister ""momma""? Because he was in bread!
What to gay men call hemorrhoids?? Speed bumps