8 out of 10 men prefer not to date psychotic women with bad tempers, emotional baggage and daddy issues. To the other two.... Hi, I'm MJ
To me, ""drink responsibly"" means don't spill it.
""Oh my god, that's so offensive!""- Someone, about everything.
Hate it when pharmacy girls ask if I've ""Used this product before?"" Darling I've applied, swallowed & inserted every item ever sold here.
How do you know when your wife is having an orgasm? when you come home from work and see my car in your driveway.....
