3 horrible facts: 1. Today is not Friday... 2. Tomorrow is not Friday... 3. The day after tomorrow is not Friday...
What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud.
yikes. don't google ""cream pies"", google ""cream pie recipes""
We complain when it's hot. We complain when it's cold. We are such c**ts. That's why ET went home and never came back to visit.
The same people who laugh at gypsy fortune tellers take economists seriously.
