A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.
At least the joke I just told you is longer then your dick. ... ""What joke?"" ... ""Exactly"".
I thought it was funny... Came up with this one yesterday ""What did off-center say to tilted? I don't know either he told me to askew!""
""I have parrot-like reflexes."" ""Don't you mean cat-like reflexes?"" ""Don't you mean cat-like reflexes?""
What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu? One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!
