What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin? ""LINE IT!""
Have you heard the news about corduroy pillows? They're making headlines!
I lost my job at the suicide hotline. Apparently reverse psychology isn't very well accepted.
I used to be a phone sex worker... until I got hearing aids.
I was going to consider brief units of time but now I'm having second thoughts.