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What is Julian Assange's favorite vegetable? WikiLeeks. Why are asprins white? Because they work! I bought a pair of shoes off my drug dealer... And they must have been laced with something, cause I've
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What's the difference between a feminist and a spear? A spear has a point! Doctor Doctor I'm on a diet and it's making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someones ear off. Oh dear that's a lot of calories!
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Aretha ! Aretha who ? Aretha flowers ! This Heat is Like a Middle Eastern Dictator... This Heat is Like a Middle Eastern Dictator. It's oppressive, you can't get away from it,
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*hands you baby* Here's your Christmas present I got it at the mall but it didn't come with a gift receipt & people may be looking for it. Worst things the parents do in Home Alone: 3. Never punish Buzz
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Why is seeing a snow leopard on the hunt almost, but not quite the rarest thing in the world? A ready predator is pretty rare, but not as rare as a pretty redditor! :) Baby seal walks into a club... ...
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Want to play the rape game? ""Nope"" Ah, that's the spirit. You know whats sad? A depressed onion cutting itself. if you ask a veteran if they've killed anyone and they say they don't like to talk about
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So let me get this right. The guys on big bang theory are super smart scientific nerds, yet their elevator is broken?! My wife reads two books a week and I just told my son that an idiom is a group of
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How many Mexicans do you need to change a Lightbulb? Juan. Russia doesn't have a online TV streaming service. It's called Nyet-Flix. 4 out of 5 people say Han shot first He actually shot 5th What do you
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There should be more than one kind of handicapped parking placard. ""I have no legs"" and ""My knees gave out at 350 lbs"" aren't the same. You probably get this a lot but... *punches you in the face*
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Why did Mary fall off the swing?... ... Because she had no arms. Knock, knock! (Who's there?) Well, it ain't Mary. Why does the media always call a stabbing incident a ""violent"" stabbing incident? Is
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Pair of Twins I've been shagging a pair of twins recently, and my friend asked me ""How do you tell the difference?"". I told him ""It's easy! Julie has long blonde hair..."" ""..and Derek has a moustache""
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I wanted to lose 10 pounds this year. Only 13 to go. Me: Anything you can do I can do better, I CAN DO ANYTHING BETTER THAN YOU! Mom: Why are you yelling at the dog? I spend 90% of my time at the gym choosing
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What's an Apple Scottish self-aware computer called? I, Mac. What did the frog say to his girlfriend while she was giving him a handjob? Rubbit, Rubbit! 9 year old told me this today. My favorite exercise
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Where do you find a one legged dog? NSFW Wherever you fucking left him What do you call the doctor for dogs? Dogtor Why do pedophiles love reddit? There are so many immature assholes. Briefly explain 'hard
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Where do swashbuckling turds come from? A pirates booty [doing standup] So I live in Kansas [hysterical laughter] That...that wasn't the joke When you say, ""save me some nachos"" and I say, ""okay"" think
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COMPUTER: HINT: name of best friend ME: Jen C: Jen sounds nice M: Wh-what? C: Is Jen single? M: Uh... C: Answer the question. Is Jen single? I asked a fortune teller to read my future. Suddenly, she went
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What does having sex in a canoe and drinking light beer have in common. Either way you're fucking close to water. what's the worst thing about a pi eating contest? it never ends What do you call a group
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There are 16 types of people in the world Those who understand Hexadecimal, and F the rest. What is a Mexicans Favorite book? TE-QUILA MOCKINGBIRD! My dream job is to be a mirror cleaner I think I could
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Life is like a box of chocolates... Most of it sucks. A lion would probably call a Kenyan runner fast food. Why do you never wear two monocles at the same time? Because you'd make a spectacle of yourself.
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So... Do you like dragons? You do? Good. Cause I am gonna be draggin' my balls across your face. Someone at work told me this and I couldn't stop laughing. Handjobs and blowjobs Handjobs from girls that
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