What's the difference between a feminist and a spear? A spear has a point!
Doctor Doctor I'm on a diet and it's making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someones ear off. Oh dear that's a lot of calories!
What animals were last to leave the ark ? The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !
Why Donald Trump doesn't ask money from people? Who can give a small donation of one million dollars?
I'm giving up alcohol for a month. Wait sorry, that didn't come out right : I'm giving up. Alcohol for a month.