Where do swashbuckling turds come from? A pirates booty
[doing standup] So I live in Kansas [hysterical laughter] That...that wasn't the joke
When you say, ""save me some nachos"" and I say, ""okay"" think Rose at the end of Titanic saying ""I'll never let go""..as she lets go.
Pornhub and Redtube have a meeting and the rest was all history.
I don't have a small penis... its just ""fun sized"".