So... Do you like dragons? You do? Good. Cause I am gonna be draggin' my balls across your face. Someone at work told me this and I couldn't stop laughing.
Handjobs and blowjobs Handjobs from girls that speak sign language count as blowjobs.
What did the librarian say to the travel agent? Find what you're booking for?
How many hipsters does it take to...? ...Bazinga! nobody cares! you fell for one of my practical jokes again.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field
