So let me get this right. The guys on big bang theory are super smart scientific nerds, yet their elevator is broken?!
My wife reads two books a week and I just told my son that an idiom is a group of idiots.
I used to live in Oklahoma... It was OK
Indians are better with computers because they are the 1's who invented 0's
Being a parent means enthusiastically clapping for a lot of mediocre stuff. It's like being a Coldplay fan.