What's an Apple Scottish self-aware computer called? I, Mac.
What did the frog say to his girlfriend while she was giving him a handjob? Rubbit, Rubbit!
9 year old told me this today. My favorite exercise is a mix between a crunch and a lunge... It's called lunch. Dad, I'm hungry.
Now the Fine Bros are suing Steven Spielberg He had to make the cast re-act 12 times before they had a viable take for the scene
I just invented a new word. Plagiarism.