What does having sex in a canoe and drinking light beer have in common. Either way you're fucking close to water.
what's the worst thing about a pi eating contest? it never ends
What do you call a group of black criminals? A ""protest"" apparently.
Mark Twain used to travel with a podium from his hometown. Ah yes, his Hannibal Lectern.
Do you want to hear a joke about pizza? nevermind its so cheesy