What is Julian Assange's favorite vegetable? WikiLeeks.
Why are asprins white? Because they work!
I bought a pair of shoes off my drug dealer... And they must have been laced with something, cause I've been tripping all day.
Why did the terrorist buy himself a Porsche? He was going through a midlife ISIS :(
My butcher is very rude I asked him for a cut of pork and he gave me the cold shoulder
