Why did Mary fall off the swing?... ... Because she had no arms. Knock, knock! (Who's there?) Well, it ain't Mary.
Why does the media always call a stabbing incident a ""violent"" stabbing incident? Is it possible to stab someone non-violently?
What is a necrophiliac's safe word? I'm alive.
I bet deaf people get really confused when they talk to someone who is applying hand lotion...
Be careful! Someone's using this sub to target victims He's a real predditor