There should be more than one kind of handicapped parking placard. ""I have no legs"" and ""My knees gave out at 350 lbs"" aren't the same.
You probably get this a lot but... *punches you in the face*
One way to find out if your crush likes you is: Who cares. People are horrible and it's better to be alone.
Save some A's for the rest of the animal kingdom, aardvarks.
What does a pirate's beard feel like? Corsair. (works better in a pirate accent)
