I wanted to lose 10 pounds this year. Only 13 to go.
Me: Anything you can do I can do better, I CAN DO ANYTHING BETTER THAN YOU! Mom: Why are you yelling at the dog?
I spend 90% of my time at the gym choosing the right song for my workout.
Why did the Jews wander in the desert for 40 years? Because one of them dropped a nickel.
What's a wombat for? For playing wom