How many Mexicans do you need to change a Lightbulb? Juan.
Russia doesn't have a online TV streaming service. It's called Nyet-Flix.
4 out of 5 people say Han shot first He actually shot 5th
What do you get when you mix an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic? Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.
Everybody keeps telling me I'm paranoid... it's like a fucking conspiracy. -Jessica Jones