Pair of Twins I've been shagging a pair of twins recently, and my friend asked me ""How do you tell the difference?"". I told him ""It's easy! Julie has long blonde hair..."" ""..and Derek has a moustache""
I didn't choose the thug life, the thug life chose me; mistakenly as it were because I have the nerves of a guinea pig and puke when I cry.
Left-handed people can't do anything right.
(Dirty) What's good on a pizza but bad on a pussy? A thin layer of crust
If you roll out your chapstick more than an inch, I'll see you in court.