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What comes before OP? QWERTYUI I thought I just had a bad headache but according to WebMD I'm a conjoined twin slowly dying from jaundice. How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Some obscure
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I Want To Be Pampered! Actually, any brand will do. I'm pretty sure our nanny's grandmother has died like seven times now...... Bill Clinton's real-life aging looks like fake Back to the Future aging.
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Do you know what 8/10 redditors say they hate the most? The answer might surprise you... ..clickbait. What would you name a prequel to a story about a man who doesn't age Personally I'm happy with 'The
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My new party trick.. I swallow two pieces of string and an hour later they come out of my ass tied together..... I shit you knot."" I hate broken down white cars on the side of the hwy. They look just
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What do you say if Chris Brown is your blackjack dealer and you need another card? I like the way you weigh the way I like you. Stole my neighbors family portrait & got it tattooed on my back. Now I'm
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What spice can't be in sol food? Ginger. Oh, you wash your clothes each time you wear them? Well la de da, your majesty. My friend told me his wife talks a lot in her sleep ""I know"" was probably not
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[evil villain turns around in chair to confront adversary but spins too fast and does two complete revolutions before talking] I tried to read a book about illiteracy once Couldn't understand any of it
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I walked up to a group of girls. I said, ""Would you like to see a magic trick?"" ""Yes,"" they smiled eagerly. Then I handed them a David Blaine DVD and walked off. A man goes into a library and asks
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Cashier: Aww, you grocery shop so your wife doesn't have to? [flashback to me losing paper, rock, scissors] Me: Yeah, I'm sweet like that. What does Sean Connery say when he has to go number 2? ""I've
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What do a pulse and an orgasm have in common? I don't care if she has one. Special Hand Job on Olympic Getting a hand job from a chick is like watching the special Olympics... You keep cheering them on
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Have you heard about Michigan's music scene?? I hear there's a lot of heavy metal in Flint. :^) I had a blind date tonight Her name was Lesbians are like stray cats. There are more of them than you think.
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What's Bill Clinton's favorite instrument to play? His whore Monica. Left in the Dark Recently the power in my flat went out for no apparent reason. I told the landlord the problem but they didn't get
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an icicle got in a fight with a cpu it's okay, it's all water under the sandy bridge now I don't care how old you are, the only safe way to guarantee the monster under the bed doesn't grab you is to use
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What do you call a building that falls in love with its architect? Edifice Rex Someday I'll open a store that specializes in bedside furniture. The name of the store will be ""One"" I figure it'll be the
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*wears an ""Only God Can Judge Me"" t-shirt to court* When I was young I wanted to join the basketball team... but the coach said they didn't need more basket balls What do Donald Trump supporters and
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Cherry: I'm pregnant. Tomato: What?! (Origin of the Cherry Tomato) (NSFW) What do crocs and a blow job from a dude have in common? They both feel good until you look down. Saw the trailer for Life Of Pi.
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Why did Frosty the snowman pull down his pants? He heard the snow-blower was coming. A guy calls the hospital and says... ""You gotta send help! My wife's going into labor!"" The nurse says, ""Calm down.
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My parents are in town and said they'd be at my house in ten minutes, and I'm wondering if that's enough time to build a moat. I'm not afraid of death, so much as I am of dying! I wanna die how my father
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Make day funny (3409h)
What does God do whenever he gets frustrated with Jesus? He gets out the Bible Belt! So, is Dora 18 yet, or what? Asking for a friend. A book fell on my head the other day, I only have my shelf to blame
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Cinderella was arrested for sexual assault... She was found sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming, ""Lie you bastard"" What did the Secret Service agent say to the President-elect when someone tried to
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