I Want To Be Pampered! Actually, any brand will do.
I'm pretty sure our nanny's grandmother has died like seven times now......
Bill Clinton's real-life aging looks like fake Back to the Future aging.
In High School they used to call me Big Tim, but it wasn't because of my height, Ladies ;).... .....its because I was Morbidly Obese.
Yo' mamma is so dumb.... ... She put a ruler on the side of her bed to see how long she slept.