What do you say if Chris Brown is your blackjack dealer and you need another card?
I like the way you weigh the way I like you.
Stole my neighbors family portrait & got it tattooed on my back. Now I'm standing in their living room facing the wall 2 see if they notice.
What's black and sits at the top of stairs? Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
Why did the goose cross the road? Because he's an asshole.
