I walked up to a group of girls. I said, ""Would you like to see a magic trick?"" ""Yes,"" they smiled eagerly. Then I handed them a David Blaine DVD and walked off.
A man goes into a library and asks for a book about Pavlov's dogs and Schrodinger's cat. The librarian says, ""It rings a bell, but I don't know whether it's there or not.""
A demon that writes messages on your mirror with blood but they're useful messages. Like ""remember you have yoga at 6 tonight""
Punchline help needed Q: What do you call a bachelor party without strippers? A: (sorry if this is the wrong forum)
How do make a woman blind? Stick a car windshield in front of her face.