What do a pulse and an orgasm have in common? I don't care if she has one.
Special Hand Job on Olympic Getting a hand job from a chick is like watching the special Olympics... You keep cheering them on but deep down inside you know you can do better...
How does a potato keep up with it's friends? With Google chromosome+
I've always stood up for black people. It's not worth getting stabbed over a seat.
I called one of those numbers in the bathroom stall and my wife answered. Very funny guys.