Cherry: I'm pregnant. Tomato: What?! (Origin of the Cherry Tomato)
(NSFW) What do crocs and a blow job from a dude have in common? They both feel good until you look down.
Saw the trailer for Life Of Pi. Why are they making a Calvin & Hobbes movie in 2013?
Asked my daughter to get me a glass of water & she brought me a glass of wine....she's either Jesus or I gotta remember the lies I tell her
Some guy just read the funniest joke he's read all week, and then down-voted it. This joke is about him. What do you call an internet addict full of negativity? You don't. No one calls him. Ever.
