What do you call a building that falls in love with its architect? Edifice Rex
Someday I'll open a store that specializes in bedside furniture. The name of the store will be ""One"" I figure it'll be the only way I'll ever have a ""One nightstand.""
What kind of bees produce milk? Boo'bees
Have you heard of Evil Knievals brother Ku Klux Knievel? He once tried to jump 50 black mean on a steamroller.
Q: What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly? A: A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito.