What's Bill Clinton's favorite instrument to play? His whore Monica.
Left in the Dark Recently the power in my flat went out for no apparent reason. I told the landlord the problem but they didn't get back to me. They left me in the dark for about a week.
Why do rappers love weed so much? Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it
I have a midget friend... He's epileptic and makes pizzas for a living. I call him ""Little Seizures"".
Not sure, but I think I just got to 3rd base with my toothbrush.