*wears an ""Only God Can Judge Me"" t-shirt to court*
When I was young I wanted to join the basketball team... but the coach said they didn't need more basket balls
What do Donald Trump supporters and flour have in common? They are both in bread.
Why did they name golf golf? Because fuck was already taken.
Testicular cancer joke? Testicular Cancer Society: Hi there, did you receive our email? Me: No... why? Testicular Cancer Society: Maybe you should check your junk.