Cinderella was arrested for sexual assault... She was found sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming, ""Lie you bastard""
What did the Secret Service agent say to the President-elect when someone tried to take a shot at him? Donald, Duck!
opinion - 3.14 = onion
Child actors cry so realistically because their parents have given them a bottomless well of sadness to draw from. And... ACTION!
Me- Can I borrow a screwdriver? Neighbor- Phillips or regular? Me- Grey Goose and Tropicana
