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Nobody expects you to tweet brilliance. Just be yourself, with the occasional intent of bringing shame to your entire family. Why was 6 afraid if 7? Because 7 is a registered 6 offender captain: enemy
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What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers? A virgin. If I ever say, ""Do you want me to be honest?"" Say no. Wife: He keeps his friend close so he doesn't
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No wonder Jared lost weight... He doesn't like footlongs. My favorite part about the debate tonight!!! Was at the end...when it ended...and it was over. If gay marriage is wrong, then why did we have four
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What do you call a blasian? A criminal mastermind How does Harry Potter do web design? Inspecto Elemento A termite walks into a bar and asks: ""Is the bar tender here?"" Go suck an egg. Lick a mango. Breathe
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Where does the 3D shape go when it murders someone? Prism The poorest man can be rich if he gets a bunch of money. I told my wife we are all reincarnated, but MUST come back as a different creature. She
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Dear guys wearing skinny jeans, I... Can't.... Breathe.... Sincerely, your damn balls. Why do French tanks come equipped with rearview mirrors? So they can see the battle. I hate seeing babies are kissing
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Why is it awful to be an egg? You only get laid once, it takes three minutes to get hard, and you come in a box with eleven others. How many ears does Spock have? Three, a left ear, right ear, and a Final
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A ghost walks into a bar. The bartender asks: what'll you have? Ghost says: I'm here for the boos. I just saw a guy with a hook hand and a ponytail. Dude, you cut off the wrong thing. I bought a dvd of
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I stopped going to the beach because people kept mistaking me for a corpse and poking me with sticks Do Russians only write in lower case letters? I mean, they hate Capitalism. Have you heard about President
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My friend is a midget... I hold it over her head literally all the time. Did you hear about the couple's resort that burned down? Not a single person died. What do you call a cow... What do you call a
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Weight loss How can you help a fat person lose a quick 300 pounds? Give them a gun What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars ? Jack-u-la ! What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you
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Why a giraffe got arrested while driving? Coz he was high :D What do the letters G, I, T, N, H, N & O have in common? nothing Particles make up everything! Fucking liars. ME: Mexican food does NOT agree
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I genuinely want Trump to become the President. I've always wanted to see a president assassinated! Why do Italians only eat Italian bread? It's ciabatta buy than English Bread. What car does Luke Skywalker
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I'm God's gift to women if he stopped at a gas station last minute. Why do pedophiles love reddit? There are so many immature assholes. KNOCK KNOCK Who's there, Howard, Howard who? Howard you wanna suck
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What do golfers do on nights out? **par**ty. Trump says that Obama founded ISIS but in his defense Donald thinks that founded is a synonym for ""located"" [Slightly NSFW] What's the difference between
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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves. Just kidding. He hasn't opened it yet. Knock knock...... Who's there? One Two. One Two Who? THAT'S ONE TO MANY QUESTIONS OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR
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What do you call a lobster dressed up as Santa? Santa Claws My diet plan is just watching my 400 pound coworker lick her lips and sweat as she describes her dinner from last night. Why did Microsoft skip
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What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack? They both sleep all night and whack all day! You've gotta be careful talking to Steve Jobs because he'll say the word 'eyeballs'
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How can one get rid of the echo while playing a movie? Get some furniture Hoe many birds does it take to change a lightbulb? Swan. Not sure if my bed is calling me or if its the girl I left handcuffed
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A priest, a rabbi and a duck all walk into a bar... [put your best punchlines in the comments, I couldn't think of anything] We arrested a troupe of mimes for their unspeakable crimes.... None of them
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